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" I REMEMBER CRYING ON A TWIN MATTRESS..." Bumper Sticker (5.5" x 5.5")

$4.00
The "I Remember Crying on a Twin Mattress… Now I Wipe My Tears with Blue Hundreds" Bumper Sticker, rags to riches, but make it cocky.

Bold white print on black vinyl for maximum contrast, just like your glow-up. Perfect for laptops, gun cases, car bumpers, or anything else you want to cover in proof that you made it out and leveled up.

Hysteric Lifestyle, where the trauma’s real but so is the bankroll.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
5.5″×5.5″ 5 ½ 5 ½

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