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"I remember I used to cry on a twin mattress... now I wipe my tears with blue hundreds..."

Frequently Asked Questions

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. That being said there is no return policy. Our drops are limited and made to order. I already bought gas for the McLaren... What do you want me to do? Return the gas?

All jokes aside, we will help with any problems that arise. Please don't hesitate to reach out.

Every order is final. Sadly. But please reach out if you have any problems with your order. We like to keep our customers happy so we can keep buying cool shit.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. Please allow 1-2 weeks for manufacturing and shipping. All shirt orders are pre-orders. We make our shirts by hand and it honestly takes time because we do not use child labor.

Our T-Shirts are manufactured locally in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value. We use an amazing company called Southern Bayou Promotions & Apparel, LLC.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

H.L.? Stands for Hysteric Lifestyle - Livin’ in Luxury, even if the bank account says otherwise. Diamonds fake, confidence real. Just two guys with a dream and endless support from great friends. Hysteric Lifestyle is fake it 'till you make it!