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The "I’m Autistic and On a No-Fly List" Bumper Sticker is a TSA-approved nightmare fuel.
Bold white-on-black vinyl that reads like a federal case file headline. Perfect for tailgaters, gun safes, flight cases, or the back window of the truck you’ll never take through airport parking.
Hysteric Lifestyle: where your personality type is ‘too spicy for air travel.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
"I'M AUTISTIC AND ON A NO-FLY LIST" Bumper Sticker (15" x 3.75")
$7.50
Bold white-on-black vinyl that reads like a federal case file headline. Perfect for tailgaters, gun safes, flight cases, or the back window of the truck you’ll never take through airport parking.
Hysteric Lifestyle: where your personality type is ‘too spicy for air travel.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!