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Bring your dark humor and rebellious streak to the road with this Hysteric Lifestyle bumper sticker sheet. A 5-pack of unfiltered attitude for your car, laptop, or gun safe. Each design mixes satire, defiance, and chaos in true HL fashion.
Includes:
“Don’t Honk! I’ll Start Another Ruby Ridge”
“I’m Autistic and on a No-Fly List”
“Don’t Honk! My Lawyer Is on Retainer”
“I’m Autistic and Collecting ATF Hate Mail”
Special Edition: “If the Tigers Lose, I’ll Start Another Ruby Ridge” (LSU-themed purple & gold)
Printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl, these kiss-cut stickers are made to survive sun, rain, and questionable life choices. Perfect for trucks, toolboxes, tailgates, and anyone who laughs at the line between freedom and insanity.
Specs:
• 5-Sticker Sheet (varied fonts & colors)
• Premium glossy finish
• UV & water-resistant vinyl
• Size: approx. 6” x 8”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hysteric Lifestyle Bumper Sticker Sheet (5.83″×8.27″)
$10.00
Includes:
“Don’t Honk! I’ll Start Another Ruby Ridge”
“I’m Autistic and on a No-Fly List”
“Don’t Honk! My Lawyer Is on Retainer”
“I’m Autistic and Collecting ATF Hate Mail”
Special Edition: “If the Tigers Lose, I’ll Start Another Ruby Ridge” (LSU-themed purple & gold)
Printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl, these kiss-cut stickers are made to survive sun, rain, and questionable life choices. Perfect for trucks, toolboxes, tailgates, and anyone who laughs at the line between freedom and insanity.
Specs:
• 5-Sticker Sheet (varied fonts & colors)
• Premium glossy finish
• UV & water-resistant vinyl
• Size: approx. 6” x 8”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 5.83″×8.27″ | 8 ¼ | 5 ⅞ |