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HL2 - Prestige

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HL2 - Prestige

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HYSTERIC LIFESTYLE “PRESTIGE” TEE

This is for the dudes who never stopped at level 70.
You reset it. Ran it back. Did it again just to prove you had absolutely nothing else going on.

Inspired by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, back when lobbies were toxic, everyone talked trash, and you actually had to earn your rank.

Front is clean—subtle flex.
Back is stacked with prestige-style badges because one isn’t enough.

Details:
- recommended getting a size up, Egyptian cotton shrinks
- Thick, heavyweight cotton, not that paper-thin mall garbage
- Garment-dyed black, already looks better than anything they own
- Clean chest hit + full statement back
- Crisp, high-detail print (won’t crack after two washes)
- True-to-size, slightly boxy fit

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

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