"I remember I used to cry on a twin mattress... now I wipe my tears with blue hundreds..."
HL2 - Killstreaks
S
$30.00
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HYSTERIC LIFESTYLE “KILLSTREAK” TEE
This isn’t for participation trophy kids.
This is for the ones who stacked kills and made the whole lobby quit.
Inspired by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, when killstreaks actually meant something, and you either ran the map… or got farmed.
Front stays calm.
Back is a full lineup of killstreak icons, each one a problem.
Details:
Details:
- recommended getting a size up, Egyptian cotton shrink
- Thick, heavyweight cotton, not that paper-thin mall garbage
- Garment-dyed black, already looks better than anything they own
- Clean chest hit + full statement back
- Crisp, high-detail print (won’t crack after two washes)
- True-to-size, slightly boxy fit
HL2 - Killstreaks
$30.00
This isn’t for participation trophy kids.
This is for the ones who stacked kills and made the whole lobby quit.
Inspired by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, when killstreaks actually meant something, and you either ran the map… or got farmed.
Front stays calm.
Back is a full lineup of killstreak icons, each one a problem.
Details:
Details:
- recommended getting a size up, Egyptian cotton shrink
- Thick, heavyweight cotton, not that paper-thin mall garbage
- Garment-dyed black, already looks better than anything they own
- Clean chest hit + full statement back
- Crisp, high-detail print (won’t crack after two washes)
- True-to-size, slightly boxy fit
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
